Lindsay Caught Sneaking Out of Samantha Ronson’s Place

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Lindsay Lohan claimed she had no idea her new apartment was in the same building as her ex-girl(?)friend Samantha Ronson’s, but lo and behold, after just a month and a half there, she found herself in her ex-lover’s arms on Valentine’s Day. Moral of the story? Persistent and carefully orchestrated stalking pays off in spades. The Daily Mail says:

Despite her legal woes it appeared that even Lindsay Lohan had a happy Valentine’s Day.

The actress was spotted yesterday apparently attempting to sneak out of her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s house and make her way home unseen.

Despite the fact that she lives next door, Lindsay, 24, climbed through the bushes rather than walk the ten feet around on the path, in a failed attempt to avoid being seen.

Good for her. I say if your Valentine’s Day doesn’t end with you crawling through some bushes or handcuffed to a gurney in the E.R., then you’re not doing it right. Otherwise, why would they make some guy in a diaper wielding a crossbow its patron saint? It doesn’t make any sense!

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