Charlie Sheen Has a Disease
Tags: addiction, cancer, Charlie Sheen, disease, Martin Sheen
Charlie Sheen may be a hedonistic, drug-addicted train wreck, but dad Martin Sheen wants you to know, it’s not his fault! Excuse me while I sob into my hanky. TMZ says,
“He’s an extraordinary man,” Martin says of his son to Sky News, “He’s doing well, we pray for him. If he had cancer, how would you treat him? This disease of addiction is a form of cancer. You have to have an equal measure of concern and love and lift him up.”
I’m sure all the people who have gotten cancer through no fault of their own would love to hear their terrible disease being compared to Charlie’s benders with hookers, alcohol, wild trips to Vegas and suitcases full of blow. The only question is, why isn’t there research being conducted to cure this sad, sad disease? I can just see the commercials asking for funding: Charlie’s drunken, rotten-toothed face passed out and planted in some hooker’s crotch, with a touching Sarah McLachlan track playing over it. Won’t you help save a life today?
Ashley Greene celebrating her 24th birthday, because I can see toothless old perverts at home for free:
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
anony
Yeah–a disease.
It’s called “I like to get my dick sucked by pros when I’m high”-itis.
Feb 23rd, 2011
sonya
But is it catching?
Feb 23rd, 2011
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