Feb 23, 20111
Gywneth Paltrow in a Bikini in Barbados
Tags: Barbados, bikini, GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow
So to make up for posting pictures of Roseanne Barr earlier, here are some pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow in a bikini. I personally find her insufferably full of herself with her stupid GOOP website from which she bestows us peasants with her inspired ideas from on high. But she still has a nice body, so I give you permission to ogle her. So here she is in Barbados, which I’m sure she’ll give all sorts of helpful tips for when you plan your yearly trip there. What? You can’t afford to go to Barbados? Poor plebeian. I’m sure it’s your fault that you’re not as rich and successful as she is. If you would just live your life with a little more GOOP, you could be just like her.
Inspecting the water in Barbados:
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Anony
Yeah, and how did that Cuntry Strong do? Let’s see….total gross–about $20 million.
So that makes it a complete nuclear bomb.
At least we’ll never have to hear her sing again.
Feb 24th, 2011
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