Charlie Sheen spontaneous combustion in 3-2-1…TMZ has posted an open letter he wrote (and gave to TMZ) addressing the decision to shut down production on Two and a Half Men for the rest of the season. Charlie writes,

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows … I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

Remember these are my people … not yours…we will continue on together…

Charlie Sheen

Then, after being called anti-Semitic for choosing to use the Hebrew translation of Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre’s name, he fired back with,

“I was referring to Chuck by his real name, because I wanted to address the man, not the bulls**t TV persona.”

FYI — Chuck’s birth name is Charles Levine … and Chaim is the Hebrew equivalent of the name Charles.

Charlie added, “So you’re telling me, anytime someone calls me Carlos Estevez, I can claim they are anti-Latino?”

I think that’s the only bit of sense that he’s made in this whole thing. If you’re verbally attacking someone and then pull out the ethnic version of someone’s name, chances are you’re trying to insult them. Like if I call drunken wife-abusing Charlie Carlos Estevez, then I’m making a point that of course he’s those things because he’s Latino, and everyone knows Latino men are all wife-beating drunks. Duh.

Mila Kunis at the Hollywood Reporter Big 10 Party, because crazy is rarely pretty: