Charlie Sheen’s Publicist Quits
Tags: Charlie Sheen, drug test, good morning america, interview, publicist, stan rosenfeld
Proving to everyone beyond a shadow of a doubt that being high on Charlie Sheen is much worse than being high on real drugs could ever be, Charlie Sheen took and passed a drug test on air during an interview with Radar Online (you can watch video of him yelling at the interviewer and smoking a cigarette with his nose while watching the interview on his TV here). In other less surprising news, Charlie Sheen’s longtime publicist has called it quits. Perhaps he tired of being the man who never sleeps. The Daily Mail says:
Sheen’s publicist of seven years, Stan Rosenfield, had quit.
‘I worked with Charlie Sheen for a long time and I care about him very much, however, at this time, I’m unable to work effectively as his publicist and have respectfully resigned’, Rosenfield said.
Sheen’s response? As refined and dignified as you’d expect from a man who has tiger blood flowing in his veins and fire-breathing fists:
“He’s a pussy,” he said. “He’s not allowed to quit, so you’re fired.”
Given his last outburst, I’m just surprised Charlie didn’t call out his publicist for having the first name Shmekel and being a circumcised member of the house of David. Being off the drugs seems to have given Charlie a modicum of restraint. He didn’t even mention the unsavory Jew smell!
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anony
A family of present and future felons and……..winners!
Mar 1st, 2011
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