Ke$ha Brand Condoms Are Here

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If there’s one thing I don’t want to see while I’m girding my loins in preparation for intercourse, it’s Ke$ha’s big ugly mug staring up at me. And you can tell by my use of the term “girding my loins” just how frequently I’m actually having any intercourse. TMZ says:

Ke$ha wants to make sure your junk is covered the next time you have sex … and now she’s putting her face on condom wrappers to prove she means business.

Ke$ha banged out a deal with LifeStyles Condoms which agreed to provide 10,000 customized rubbers for the singer to fire off into crowds at her upcoming shows, beginning on Monday.

Believing Ke$ha’s actually got 10,000 fans is the real mistake here. I guess being a walking advertisement for the morning-after pill just wasn’t cutting it for her anymore.

Ke$ha in the December 2010 issue of Photoshop Monthly Complex Magazine:

PHOTO CREDIT: Complex Magazine

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    Maybe her mug on the packaging will prove to be an effective abstinence tool.

  2. burner

    LOL…that photoshop is hilarious, you can’t make a talentless fug attractive you just can’t, does anyone else think that her “vagina” stinks and is a crackhead?

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