Now that he’s amassed the most Twitter followers EVER in 24-hour period, Charlie Sheen took to UStream to broadcast his own live webcast Saturday night. Just like iCarly, but with more nicotine and KY stains. The Daily Mail says:

The show, called Sheen’s Korner, streamed live on UStream.tv and attracted 104,000 viewers in the first 15 minutes.

The actor, who was visibly sweating in a black T-shirt with a green dollar sign on it, was joined by his assistant [and one of his] girlfriends at his Sherman Oaks home.

Reading from a series of cue cards and notes Sheen delivered a radio-type show to fans [and] revealed a new ‘winning’ tattoo on his left wrist.

He also said he was watching himself in Apocalypse Now on a loop and showed the camera a scene where Harrison Ford’s character tells him to ‘terminate with extreme prejudice’.

He ended the show by reading poetry and promising to return the next night. ‘Trolls beware,’ said Sheen before the screen went blank.

After the spectacular “media tsunami” Charlie’s been commandeering for the last two weeks, Sheen’s Korner proved to be huge disappointment. Unless you have an hour and a bottle of Wild Turkey to kill, you’re better off watching Bill Hader’s version on SNL this weekend (after the jump).

Charlie’s smokin-hot ex-wife Denise Richards in L.A. yesterday:

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