Mar 9, 20111

Abbie Cornish at the Limitless New York Premiere

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I’m pretty sure I haven’t seen anything Abbie Cornish has been in, but I know that she’s going to be in Sucker Punch, which looks like a pretty kick-ass movie. The thing is, when I hear the name Cornish, I think of Cornish game hens, like the one I had for dinner the other night. I slathered that chick’s skin with butter, and then stuck my hand up inside and stuffed the hell out of her. Yeah, it was a short-lived relationship because after that I stuck her inside a 350° oven and baked her until her skin blistered and cracked, and then I ate her succulent flesh with a glass of Pinot Noir. Mm, I’m getting hungry. I’m sorry, what were we talking about?

Looking good enough to eat:

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  1. Have An Affair

    Nahhhh she looks better in lingerie.

    Nov 19th, 2011

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