Corpse lips — it’s all the rage with whores this year. (The Dirty)

Baby Gaga breast milk ice cream is back on the market, despite Lady Gaga’s lawsuit against them. Just goes to show you can’t trump boobs. They win every time. (Hollywood Rag)

WTF is Jessica Alba wearing? (Moe Jackson)

Julianne Moore to play Sarah Palin in an upcoming movie. Hopefully it’s a lot like Nailin’ Palin. (Bitten & Bound)

Ashlee Simpson has a “revenge romance” with one of Pete Wentz’ friends. Presumably the one he used to have gay intercourse with. (Celebitchy)

Welcome to the British version of the AVN awards, the Shaftas. It’s classier because it has a British accent. (Holy Moly!)

Brooke Mueller demands that Charlie Sheen get a psych evaluation before he can see his kids. (Anything Hollywood)

Who doesn’t love Hooters girls? Well, besides me, I mean. Because I fucking hate them. (DRW)

Miley Cyrus has been sexting the bassist from Kings of Leon. (Gone Hollywood)

Mary Stuart Masterson is having twins! (Right TV)

Christina Aguilera gets drunk at the same restaurant she visited before that public intoxication arrest. That’s called “The Fast Track to Winning.” (The Blemish)

Sofia Vergara has a massive rack. That is all. (CelebSlam)

“Beastly” really is beastly, thanks in large part to a crappy script and Vanessa Hudgens’ massive suckitude. (Pajiba)

Is Emilio Estevez replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men? (Celeb Jihad)

The lovely Brittany Snow in her underpants for Maxim. (G Celeb)

Aubrey O’Day is too fat for America. And tube tops. (Not Somebody)