Everyone and their uncle has a sex tape these days, and R&B singer Usher doesn’t want to be any different. Pretty soon couples will be passing them out as favors at weddings. Says TMZ,

TMZ was approached several days ago by someone claiming to have the sex tape. The person sent us a short video and two photos. We’ll keep this PG-13 and just say … the people in the video are both givers.

The video and photos are clear — it’s Usher and Tameka.

Sources close to Usher — without specifically admitting the existence of a sex tape — tell us they believe this video could have been among the things Usher had stolen out of his car back in December 2009. Usher reported more than $1,000,000 worth of jewelry and electronics taken — including two laptop computers.

Foster released a statement to TheYBF.com … saying, “Would I sanction a sextape being out? Absolutely not. I am a mother and entrepreneur. Sex tapes or pornography would not be my lane. I have no desire to be seen in that way.”

I don’t know why anyone would want to watch Usher and Tameka have sex. He reminds me of a black version of the Mad Magazine guy. And then there’s Tameka herself. I would only hope that after sex, she’s also go through your hair and look for bugs.

A few pictures of Brooke Burke at the 8th Annual Stuart House Benefit, because gorillas humping is not usually pretty: