Mar 15, 20114

Jay-Z and Beyonce to Become Scientologists

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Jay-Z and Beyonce may soon be switching from sipping Cristal to Kool-Aid, thanks to friend and Scientologist Will Smith. Says MediaTakeOut,

Jay Z and Will Smith have long been friends, but in recent months, their friendship has gotten a lot stronger. And a person close to Jay’s family is concerned that Will’s SCIENTOLOGY WAYS are rubbing off on the Brooklyn Rapper.

The insider, who spoke EXCLUSIVELY to MediaTakeOut.com tells us that Will wants Jay Z and Beyonce to JOIN SCIENTOLOGY!!! And Jay might have JOINED THE CHURCH!!

The insider told MediaTakeOut.com, “[Jay Z] does not sound the same . . . I overheard him [ranting] about the power of the mind, and he sounded crazy.”

I don’t see why any black person would not want to join a cult whose founder viewed the South African race as primitive, unable to take care of their own possessions, and supported white men overseeing them. But at least he didn’t blame them entirely–it was all the heavy space opera going on. If nothing else, at least Jay-Z should have some new material to work with. “Heavy Space Opera” sounds like a great title for a new song, right along with “I’m Just an Ignorant Pickaninny”.

Beyonce in  the April 2011 Cosmo UK:

4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. anony

    I’m sure $cientology is in NO way interested in Jay Z’s $500 million dollars.

    Mar 15th, 2011

  2. Jon

    Great, more insane people who think we’re ruled by space aliens. Remember the good old days of Hollywood when people would be stand up citizens, promote and actually fight a war for their country against the forces of evil? what the fuck happened?

    Mar 15th, 2011

  3. Jay C

    It seems to be called a “journalist” or to be a “journalist” a person needs to be a total scum ball, or a near total scum ball.

    Who then attracts other scum balls and psychos by the lurid, nuts and libellous content of their rantings and ramblings, and mixed metaphors.

    And the attracted psychos all bay for more blood! Totally sick. Who are you helping? You help nobody.

    Mar 20th, 2011

  4. ronnie

    Jay C, one day, if you’re invited, you’ll get to read the OT 3 materials. Or you could save yourself the cost of a mortgage, look it up online(it’s available) learn that South Park wasn’t lying. Space Opera. Lord Xenu. Volcanoes and body thetans. (not the same kind of thetan). The single page course concludes in a way similar to the last scene of the sopranos, just sort of hanging there. I think I may have just ruined your whole track. Better go get some auditing to sort that out. You have to tell them that you read this or it may come back to bite you during overts and withholds, don’t want the ethics officer putting ethics in on you, right?

    Mar 28th, 2011

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