Alicia Silverstone is Knocked Up, Signing Books

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Alicia Silverstone wrote a book called “The Kind Diet: A Simple Guide to Feeling Great, Losing Weight, and Saving the Planet”. It’s called “kind” because you don’t eat anything animal-based, and you rely on plants for all your nutrition. Yeah, but what about all those innocent plants you’re killing instead? They’re alive too, you know. I think it’s just as wrong to declare a feeding frenzy on plants just because they don’t have legs to run away, or vocal chords to cry out their anguish at being cruelly uprooted, or put through a threshing machine, or gobbled up by a combine. All you vegans have the chlorophyll of millions of plants on your hands! Shame on you! Now I’m going to go eat a delicious In-N-Out burger while I shake my fist of fury at you.

At a Barnes and Noble in LA:

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  1. anony

    There’s a side effect to her diet: it sucks any talent you might have right out of you, and she’s been vegan her whole life.

  2. If you want to hate Alicia Silverstone watch on her lousy movie called ‘Excess Baggage’.

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