Mar 17, 20111
Ashley Greene is Single Again
Tags: ashely greene, break up, joe jonas, split
Faster than you can say “milk my prostate,” the whirlwind love affair between Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas has ended. Us Magazine says:
The Jonas Brothers singer, 21, has split from Twilight star Ashley Green, whom he began dating in summer 2010.
Reps for both stars [say]: “We can confirm they both have parted ways and have no further comment.”
Explains the first source of the sudden split: “Joe wasn’t that into it.”
Everything you need to know about Joe Jonas can be summed up in that last sentence. If that guy were any faggier, he’d be using cocktail umbrellas as nipple pasties while giving a disco ball the ol’ Princeton Rub. And I don’t even know what that means. That’s just how gay he is.
Beard-ier times:
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Translation: the contract between Greene and Jonas, arranged by their publicists, has ended. Hopefully, everyone will now believe all the super positive things written in the press about them. And they have successfully proven that Joe Jonas is not gay–right?
Mar 17th, 2011
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