Mar 17, 20112

Suri Cruise Eats Penis Gummies

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ 4-year old daughter Suri was seen clutching a box of Penis Gummies while leaving a restaurant with her mother yesterday. I know what I’m giving out for Halloween this year! The Daily Mail says:

The box features cartoon like drawings of male genitalia, and unsurprisingly Suri seemed somewhat captivated by the penis-shaped jelly sweets.

The phallic shaped sweets were quite clearly an inappropriate choice for the four-year-old.

This is exactly the sort of candy I’d expect to uncover in Tom Cruise’s desk drawer. It’d be right between the assless chaps and the bottle of zero-calorie glitter lube.

Katie and Suri out and about this week:

PHOTO CREDIT: Fame Pictures

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. anony

    Suri and Daddy both eat penis.

    Mar 17th, 2011

  2. sonya

    She’s only following Daddy’s example.

    Mar 17th, 2011

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