Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper Break Up

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After two years together, Renee Zellweger and Hangover star Bradley Cooper have split up. Star Magazine says:

Bradley was sneaking around behind Renée’s back with Hollywood hotties Sandra Bullock and Jessica Biel — and there are photos to prove it! One of the pictures shows the actor leaving a hotel minutes apart from one of the beauties and an eyewitness [said] they looked “flustered and unkempt.”

Reps for the couple didn’t comment, but an insider [says], “Bradley has been looking for a way out of this relationship for months.”

I honestly thought that dude was gay. He looks like something out of an International Male catalog, and Renee Zellweger looks like a rangy old chicken whose feathers have all been ripped out. I’d sooner have sex with a thorn bush full of cobras.

Thorn bush is looking pretty good about now, isn’t it:

PHOTO CREDIT: Fame Pictures

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. anony

    “I honestly thought that dude was gay.”

    Don’t worry, he is.

  2. Anony

    And if you want to apply to be his next “girlfriend”:

    http://blindgossip.com/?p=27095

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