Rachel McAdams has some serious junk in her trunk, and it’s magnificent. (Celeb Jihad)

Revisit Scarlett Johansson and her form-fitting lacy pink dress. (Use My Computer)

Liv and Steven Tyler engage in the most uncomfortable familial kiss since Angelina Jolie and her brother made out at the Oscars. (Seriously? OMG)

Wyclef Jean totally lied about getting shot in Haiti. Pussy. (The Blemish)

Bruce Villanch blasts James Franco’s Oscar performance on Twitter. Because so many people still watch Hollywood Squares these days. (Celebs)

Natalie Portman’s cleavage gets medieval. (Popoholic)

Katy Perry in Plastic Dreams magazine. Funny, I used to have plastic dreams, too. Mostly because I slept on plastic sheets because I wet the bed. (G Celeb)

Chris Brown stomping around sans shirt right after his GMA meltdown. (INF Daily)

Kate Winslet isn’t wearing underpants! (Moe Jackson)

Chloe Sevigny might look like a newborn foal wearing a Sarah Jessica Parker wig, but she does have nice legs. (Agent Bedhead)

John Travolta pisses off Qantas employees. But not by trying to fist a strapping young flight attendant like you thought. (Gone Hollywood)

Cher is recording her own country album. Yes, if there’s one thing country needs, it’s more vocoders and auto-tuning. (Bitten & Bound)

Tom Hardy full-frontal naked pic debuts to a resounding “meh.” (Holy Moly!)

And speaking of full frontal, Evan Rachel Wood gets completely naked in Mildred Pierce. (Anything Hollywood)

Since it worked so well for Charlie Sheen, Randy Quaid is now taking his brand of crazy to the stage. (Celebitchy)

Ivanka Trump is faking her pregnancy for the attention. (Hollywood Rag)