Elizabeth Taylor Has Died

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Oscar-winner and timeless beauty Elizabeth Taylor passed away today at the age of 79. People Magazine says:

On Feb. 11, it was announced that Ms. Taylor had been in taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for symptoms caused by congestive heart failure, and around 1:30 a.m. [this morning] she “peacefully died there,” according to her publicist.

Elizabeth Taylor was beautiful in a way that puts all today’s botoxed anorexic Hollywood starlets to shame. Really, just look at these photos of Liz and then look at a picture of Jennifer Aniston. Liz makes her look like some kind of hideous genetic anomaly the townfolk kept locked in a basement until its tail disappeared.

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  1. anony

    I’ll tell ya one thing–I don’t think Liz ever iced her nipples before going to an audition.

  2. burner

    Farewell Cleopatra.

  3. very talented lady

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