Chris Brown on Dancing With the Stars

Tags: , , ,

Chris Brown managed not to punch any women or windows during his performance on last night’s Dancing with the Stars, although I’m sure plenty of people wanted to punch him in his big fat head for wearing that ridiculous suit. The Daily Mail says:

The 21-year-old performed two songs, Yeah 3X and a medley of his 2008 number one hit, Forever — [complete] with flips and somersaults.

While he was forced to lip-sync most of the song, there was no doubt that his dance moves were sublime.

Brown got a standing ovation from not only the audience but the all three judges Len Goodman, Bruno Tolioni and Carrie Ann Inaba.

Wait, I’m sorry — Dancing with the Stars? Are you fucking kidding me with this? You could get the same kind of street cred doing Wheel of Fortune. It just doesn’t get much more gangsta than that.

One Comment, Comment or Ping

  1. BlubboTehClown

    Aww, did the little pussy fake crying again in honour of Michael Jackson?

Reply to “Chris Brown on Dancing With the Stars”