Mar 30, 20113

D.A. Won’t Prosecute Lindsay for Betty Ford Assault

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After much huffing and puffing and making like they’re gonna blow her house down, the Riverside County District Attorney has decided not to file charges against Lindsay Lohan for assaulting a Betty Ford staff member late last year. TMZ says:

Sources tell us the D.A. believes there is “insufficient evidence” to prosecute Lindsay.

The Palm Desert Police Department had been investigating the confrontation between Lindsay and former staffer Dawn Holland, but ultimately the D.A. felt the firepower wasn’t there.

So Lindsay only has one criminal case in play now.

So this gets swept under the rug and she pays absolutely no consequences for it whatsoever. Shocking. Fortunately, her felony grand theft case is still pending, and her window of opportunity for taking a plea deal has already closed, so she’ll be putting her fate into the hands of people who were too stupid to get out of jury duty. She better pray none of them saw “I Know Who Killed Me.”

3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. BlubboTehClown

    Does Kalifornia have ANYTHING resembling an actual legal system where people are actually held accountable for their actions? Or does it solely exist to give celebrities “fashion walks” and opportunities to mug their meth-faces for the camera?

    Given that coke-head up there hasn’t had a single gig in what…5 years? more?..she sure has a smug “look at me I’m famous” look on her face.

    Mar 30th, 2011

  2. sonya

    Her skin texture would fit right in with a bag of beef jerky.

    Mar 30th, 2011

  3. Roadside

    TMZ would know: in its quest to get useless dirt, it tampered with the complaining witness.

    Mar 31st, 2011

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