Adrianne Palicki has no business in that Wonder Woman costume. (Moe Jackson)

Shenae Grimes gets wasted and stumbles around flipping people off. Or as I like to call it, “Tuesday night.” (INF Daily)

Vanessa Hudgens sure puts the suck in Sucker Punch. (Pajiba)

George Clooney is subpoenaed as a witness in Italian Prime Minster Silvio Berlusconi’s prostitute scandal. (Jezebel)

Kate Upton might be the sexiest model Guess has ever had. (Popoholic)

Charlie Sheen has a “porn star intern qualifier.” I don’t know what that means, but I bet it involves anal and crying on the inside. (Hollywood Rag)

Courteney Cox in a bikini in St. Barth’s — with a man who’s NOT David Arquette. (Socialite Life)

Why was Vanessa Hudgens caught buying a pregnancy test? (The Blemish)

Whitney Port has a major butterface, but she still looks great in a bikini. I wish the same could be said about your mom. (Celeb Slam)

Tara Reid’s Funny or Die “Big Lebowski 2″ isn’t so much funny as it is sad. (Holy Moly)

Justin Bieber teams with Slipknot for a remix of his signature song. Insane Clown Posse must have been busy. (Celeb Jihad)

God bless America. And camel toes. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Meet the newest Victoria’s Secret model, Hannah Davis. (G Celeb)

Those boots aren’t doing Kim Kardashian’s thighs any favors. Neither is that hat. (The Grumpiest)

Sarah Harding has a severe case of mom-ass going on in that bikini. (Busted Coverage)

You can’t go wrong with Irina Shayk in a bikini. (Gone Hollywood)

Angelina Jolie stars in her own comic book as… an alien with lip implants? I’m confused. (Bitten & Bound)