Katie Holmes Explains Penis Gummies Incident on Ellen
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Earlier this month, four-year old Suri Cruise was photographed clutching a big ol’ box of Penis Gummies while in the arms of robot mommy Katie Holmes. Immediate “Suri must have found daddy’s secret candy stash! How morally reprehensible of Katie!” backlash ensued, and now Katie’s gone on Ellen to explain what really happened. Or to painstakingly spell out what happened, as it were. E! Online says:
“I took [Suri] to get ice cream,” recalls Holmes. “We are waiting for a table and she grabs some gummies that are boy part gummies. I was horrified.”
Holmes [then proceeded] to get more specific about the product by simply spelling it out .
“P-E-N-I-S gummies,” she spells out. “I said, ‘Oh wow, those aren’t Swedish fish.’”
Holmes quickly took action to get them out of her daughter’s hands and back where they belonged.
“I thought if I said put that back and then she’s going to say, ‘What is this?’ And I really didn’t want to have that conversation.”
Oh, I doubt little Suri would have even known what they were. At least not without a dozen tiny gummy anuses for them to penetrate. Then she would have recognized daddy’s “grown-up games” with the man from the gym for sure.
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
It’s a place “for kids” and they just happen to have penis gummies sitting within reach? Is it like a Spencer’s with ice cream? Yeeeah, I’m not buying it.
Mar 31st, 2011
anony
I find it hard to believe, too.
I also find it hard to believe that as soon as she spelled out “penis,” Ellen didn’t run offstage screaming.
Mar 31st, 2011
Observerwwtdd
Personally…
…I wouldn’t put it past Swedish Fish to eat penises…..they all are gaily colored….
Apr 1st, 2011
porno
Yeeeah, I’m buying it. (:
Apr 21st, 2011
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