Halle Berry on the Beach

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Halle Berry may be a crazy bitch, but boy does she look awesome in a bikini. There’s always one solution to a hot woman who can’t keep her yap shut, and that’s a good double-layer of duct tape across the mouth. My dad may have had multiple charges of assault and battery against my bitter harpy of a mom, but he had some pretty good ideas. You can’t say my daddy didn’t teach me anything!

Currently silent and thus smoking hot at Malibu Beach:

 

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  1. Observerwwtdd

    Halle Berry is the ONLY thing that makes me envious of Billy Bob Thornton’s career….

  2. lol. the billy bob thing was kinda dumb. ok! it was really dumb!

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