Kirstie Alley Got Dropped on Her Ass on DWTS
Tags: dancing with the stars, fall, kirstie alley, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, video
There are three questions in life a true friend will never ask you: 1) Don’t you think you’ve had enough wine?; 2) Where are your pants?; and 3) Did you catch last night’s “Dancing with the Stars?” So I’m not even gonna bother to ask if you saw it, because I’m a true friend like that (and also because I’m on my second bottle of wine and nude from the waist down), but it seems we missed out on seeing Kirstie Alley totally eat it onstage yesterday. The Daily Mail says:
60-year-old actress Kirstie Alley got dropped by [partner] Maksim Chmerkovskiy after his thigh gave out to her weight in a muscle spasm.
The couple stayed on the floor for about five seconds at the start of the routine before picking themselves up and continuing their dance.
‘My thigh just gave out – I’m so sorry,’ Maksim said after the dance was over. ‘Any dancer knows, it has to do with muscle strain… it had nothing to do with her.’
Oh, come on. It had everything to do with her. He strained his muscle while heaving her big fat ass around; ergo, it’s completely her fault. Maksim would have had better luck trying to tango with a Barcalounger.
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anony
Prepare for aftershocks and tsunami, etc….
Fill in your own “Kirstie Alley is a cow” joke.
Apr 5th, 2011
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