Audrina Patridge and Her Mom in Bikinis

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Former Hills star Audrina Patridge and her mother hit the beach in Santa Monica to film some new scenes for her new sure-to-suck reality show, which premieres later this month on Vh1. Her mom’s in really good shape and they look a lot alike, which inevitably leads to uninspired MILF and mother-daughter tag team jokes, but let me tell you, watching your mother have sex is no laughing matter. Granted, I was only four, and technically, I wasn’t so much “watching” as I was “cowering under her bed with my thumb in my mouth and crying,” but still. I don’t remember thinking it was funny at all.

5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. anony

    That is the sum total of the Patridge’s talent: they look good in bikinis.
    They’ll be all set once they start giving out Nobel Prizes for that.

  2. Jon

    Her mom is hotter then she is. I’d hit it, twice!

  3. anony

    Oh, I’d hit that like the fist of an angry god.

  4. Observerwwtdd

    I’m not complaining that their only talent is being fuck-toys….

    …more chicks should develop this talent….

  5. CheesotheClown

    Meh. Now, if these two publicito-hos did a modaugh (tastefully artistic, of course) layout in Playboy – THEN you’d have something.

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