Fergie’s New Face Cost $30,000
Tags: face lift, Fergie, fillers, injections, plastic surgery
Fergie showed up to her birthday party in Vegas a few weeks ago with a suspiciously plump and shiny face, leading many to speculate that she’d had some work done. My theory is that she’s just fucking ugly, but then again, I’m not a surgeon. At least not in the mainland United States. Nine MSN says:
Hubby Josh Duhamel came to her [sic] defense explaining that her changed look was the result of “new lipstick,” not surgery.
But tabloid mag Star [says] the Black Eyed Peas singer spent $30,000 going under the knife.
New York plastic surgeon Dr Mark Schwartz told the mag she’d had a brow lift, eyelid lift and filler in her cheeks… Botox in her eyebrows and a chemical peel.
Thirty grand and that’s the best they could do? Oh, well. I guess you can’t sculpt Michelangelo out of dog turds and spit. Unless she was going for that “foam latex mask you might find in the discount bin at Party City the day after Halloween” kinda look, in which case the doctor fucking nailed it.
At the American Red Cross Annual Red Tie Affair this weekend:
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