Apr 13, 201117
Beyonce Got Fat
Tags: beyonce, fat, weight gain
It’s been three years since Beyonce released her last album, and if you wonder what she’s been doing all that time, I think I’ve got a pretty good idea. Right now I’m tipping back an imaginary bottle and doing that “drinky-drinky” thing with my hand. Only it’s not a pretend bottle of beer, it’s a jar of mayonnaise, and that drinky-drinky thing looks more like I’m shoveling in an entire pound cake with both hands and crying.
Shooting her new music video in L.A. yesterday:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
Anony
Whatdya mean “got”?
Apr 13th, 2011
Brittany
…Is this honestly what you think of as fat? I hope it’s just faux-bitchiness and comedy because Kirstie Alley is fat, not Beyonce.
Apr 14th, 2011
Whatever
Um, how about NO. Not fat.
Apr 14th, 2011
Warren G
I think you mean PHAT, because she looks amazing, as always. I hope this is faux-snark, because if not, you are delusional.
Apr 14th, 2011
Cpm
I’ve got news for you, she’s always been fat.
Apr 14th, 2011
Mika
How is that in any way fat?
Apr 14th, 2011
sonya
I think the real question is: When did she turn into Whitney Houston?
Apr 14th, 2011
really?
LOL hasn’t she always been fat and annoying and highly over-rated?
Apr 15th, 2011
mesoft2
not fat, but preggers yes!
Apr 16th, 2011
SnoopDog
She too chubba for my snizzel, ya dizzle?
Apr 30th, 2011
No, just no
Uucch, for gods sake, beyonce isnt fat, shes beautiful, and I dont understand why people over-estimate the meaning of the word fat. Fat, is when someone is just over the standard weight for their age, curvy however, is when their indeed NOT fat, but the best damn thing you could be
fat is such a horrible word….
May 21st, 2011
leonie
im bigger than that and people call me skinny i dont understand i was thinking she was the thinnest person ive ever seen does that MEAN IM HUGE!!!!!???????????
Jun 28th, 2011
leonie
i was worried about beyonces health because she looked tooo SKINNY
Jun 28th, 2011
leonie
anyway she isnt a dwarf shes tall
Jun 28th, 2011
trollolololol
uh… i gotta admit i saw her new music video ‘Countdown’
and i had to google “is beyonce fat 2011?”
because she looks HUGE in that video..
real spit.
she’s let herself go.
Oct 10th, 2011
QueenC
She’s prego u idiots!
Nov 12th, 2011
Donna
yes, she’s fat, always has been, it’s the support stockings she wears that has controlled it but now she just look big, period.
Apr 5th, 2012
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