Scarlett Johansson Isn’t Pregnant, Just Fat
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Pregnancy rumors started flying yesterday after Scarlett Johansson was photographed running with her gut hanging over her waistband, but her people quickly shot them down and blamed her shirt. Her spokesperson said in a statement (via the Daily Mail):
“Scarlett is not pregnant. She’s outside running and it’s simply the placement of her shirt that is misleading. She’s been training for The Avengers for over four months and is in the best shape of her life.”
Well, round is technically still a shape, I guess, but the only way it’s the “best shape of her life” is if she’s playing Ms. Pac-Man in her new movie. God knows there just aren’t enough superpowers of digestion in most comic book movies.

2 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
She better hope shes not pregnant, or she’ll get sued out her ass by Marvel and Paramount for the upcoming Avengers movie.
Apr 13th, 2011
sonya
It’s just all the bullshit ideology that Penn’s been feeding her.
Apr 14th, 2011
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