David Arquette can’t open his mouth without some stupid embarrassing drivel pouring out, so naturally Howard Stern milked it for all it was worth by having him intern on his show for a whole week. See if you can guess whether David said anything humiliating about his recent trip to Disney World with estranged wife Courteney Cox and 6-year old daughter Coco. Us Magazine says:

“Listen, I tried to fuck [Courteney while we were there], and she doesn’t even want me,” he told Stern and his crew. “Oh, that’s probably something I shouldn’t have said,” he added regretfully.

The star admitted that the family-friendly getaway got him feeling romantic and hopeful. “This is the happiest place on Earth! Let’s make it happier!”

“I mean, I love her. I love her with all my heart,” he explained.

Stern, of course, pressed for details. “How far did you get with her? Just kiss?” the shock jock asked.

“A little bit. It was like we were… eighth graders. Seventh graders.”

Howard Stern is a soulless douchebag for taking advantage of David’s loneliness and complete lack of filter whatsoever. It’s like paying a retard a quarter to do the Macarena on the back of the school bus so all the kids can laugh at him. I know David says a lot of ridiculously jack-assey things, he always seems so earnest and heartfelt that you almost have to feel sorry for him. But not sorry enough to have sex with him. That probably goes without saying.

Courteney arriving to Letterman earlier this week:

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