Do. Not. Want

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Tennis ace Serena Williams had a blood clot the size of a grapefruit removed from her lung back in February, so I wouldn’t feel right saying something mean about the way she looks right now. Instead, I’ll just pose the following two rhetorical questions to you: 1) When did King Kong start wearing bikinis? and 2) How am I supposed to finish breakfast now?

In Miami with friends this weekend:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    It looks like there’s something clotting in her midsection too. They might want to look into that.

  2. anony

    There are men who will pay biiiiig money for her to sit on their faces with that ba dunk-a-dunk.
    God help her when she stops playing tennis.
    (Full disclosure: I’d still do her.)

  3. sally

    She looks like a man from the waist up and an obese woman from the waist down. How is that even possible?

  4. I have backed Serena Williams, especially in the case of idiots jumping at the chance to call a black person some sort of animal, but in this case she looks like quite a mess. There’s all sorts of problems there, but if you cut the pic at about 30%, you wouldn’t know how hideous she is looking.

  5. Miss

    OMG! How the hell do you get a body so messed up like that? Someone is telling her she looks good and she’s buying it. YUCK!!!

  6. matt

    This is how a woman is SUPPOSED to look. Athletic and muscular. Great posterior. Haters here are: men who can’t deal with a strong woman, rejects who idolize 75 pound fashion bone-bags, and women with flat butts, rectangular shaped butts, or just have two sacs of cottage cheese back there. when a woman hits the weights hard and her genetics shape her muscles like this, you get a physically fit specimen.
    a “messed up” body is one with no muscle tone, bones poking out, and/or layered with rolls.

  7. p

    Wild African.

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