Free With Purchase

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The nice folks behind the release of Armani Code Sport are running a promotion–get a FREE Megan Foxbot®* with your purchase of a 4.2 oz. or larger bottle of the intoxicating new fragrance! While supplies last.

*The Megan Foxbot® comes without warranty and may malfunction. User is liable for any injury that occurs while using the unit and understands that the Armani company assumes no responsibility for any personal harm that may come to the user. This includes, but is not limited to, penile injury and/or dismemberment as a result of attempting to use said robot unit as a sexual toy, emotional distress and/or trauma in case of unit bitching at you like your ex-girllfriend, or forcible viewing of Jennifer’s Body or Jonah Hex.

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