Jonah Hill Looks Different

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but the last time I saw someone lose this much weight, there was a vengeful gypsy and a pie-transferable curse involved. Now we just wait for Seth Rogen to start growing scales and Jason Segel to get a wicked case of acne.

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  1. anony

    I had to read that headline again.
    I thought it said “Jonah Hill Is Pregnant.”
    Maybe today was all about pregnancies.

  2. XYZ

    Truth is he’s a serious drug addict, which is why he lost so much weight in quite a short while.

  3. Anony

    So, what you’re saying is that he prefers to die by a massive overdose instead of a massive heart attack.

  4. sonya

    At least he’ll be svelte in his coffin.

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