Apr 29, 20114
Jonah Hill Looks Different
Tags: diet, jonah hill, skinny, thin, weight loss

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but the last time I saw someone lose this much weight, there was a vengeful gypsy and a pie-transferable curse involved. Now we just wait for Seth Rogen to start growing scales and Jason Segel to get a wicked case of acne.

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anony
I had to read that headline again.
I thought it said “Jonah Hill Is Pregnant.”
Maybe today was all about pregnancies.
Apr 29th, 2011
XYZ
Truth is he’s a serious drug addict, which is why he lost so much weight in quite a short while.
Apr 30th, 2011
Anony
So, what you’re saying is that he prefers to die by a massive overdose instead of a massive heart attack.
Apr 30th, 2011
sonya
At least he’ll be svelte in his coffin.
May 1st, 2011
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