Mariah Carey Finally Had Dem Babies

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Hope you got your fill of pictures of Mariah Carey’s distended uterus, because she finally gave birth to her twins this weekend, on the same day of her third wedding anniversary to husband Nick Cannon. People Magazine says:

Carey, 42, delivered the babies Saturday at 12:07 p.m. ET at an undisclosed hospital in Los Angeles. Carey’s representative [said that] the baby girl was born first, weighing 5 lbs. 3 oz., and was 18 inches long; her brother was next, at 5 lbs. 6 oz., and was 19 inches.

[The rep also said] she and Nick were listening to Carey’s “We Belong Together” after the children were born.

Asked if the birth was planned to coincide with her anniversary, she said: “No, not even Mariah could plan that!”

I just feel sorry for the poor doctor that had to tell her that “on a rainbow with unicorns and glitter” was not a viable birth plan and that butterflies wouldn’t be performing the actual delivery. What with the issue of weight ratios and maintaining air-speed velocity and the fact that insects tend to get stuck in the afterbirth.

Dear God, why:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

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  1. lame

    why do celebrities feel the need to show us their pregnant bodies? we know what pregnant women look like!

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