Lindsay Lohan does her usual tits out with a cigarette for Blank magazine. (G Celeb)

Check out Jennifer Lopez’ classic “smell the fart” face at the Met’s Costume Gala last night. (Hollywood Rag)

Katy Perry covers Rebecca Black’s Friday, misses the irony. (popbytes)

Elsa Pataky and Gilian Jacobs sex up the Thor premiere. (Moe Jackson)

JWoww’s ex-boyfriend claims she tried to kill herself. If only she had tried harder. Anything Hollywood)

Jennifer Lopez’ “I’m into You’ premiered on the Today Show yesterday, and suffice it to say, I’m NOT into it. (Gone Hollywood)

Meet Sasha Bonilova, Playboy’s Playmate of the Month. Sure beats the hell out of Clark W. Griswold’s jelly of the month. (Right TV)

Ever seen Gwyneth Paltrow without makeup? Does “fish-eyed salamander” mean anything to you? (City Rag)

Maxim’s Hot 100 List includes Paz de la Huerta. See, shit like this is why I canceled my subscription. And also because my roommate finally bought toilet paper. (Celebitchy)

The 2011 Tony Award nominees announced! Seeing as how I’m more of a Philistine than a patron of the arts, I didn’t much care. (Pop Crunch)

This “Prom” review had me at “poop fairy.” (Pajiba)

Miley Cyrus covers Smells Like Teen Spirit and further reaffirms why Kurt Cobain felt compelled to kill himself. (Celeb Jihad)

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashely Tisdale tag-team bikini action! (Holy Moly!)

Kat Denning’s amazing cleavage will make your Tuesday tolerable. (The Grumpiest)

Chris and Liam Hensworth. Yes, please! (I’m Not Obsessed)

How can you say no to the luscious Ana Beatriz Barros? (The Dirty)