May 9, 20112

Whitney Houston is in Rehab for Addiction Issues

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Her rep tried to pass it off as a “cleanse” at first, but it has since admitted that Whitney Houston has entered an out-patient treatment program for her ongoing problem with booze and crack. Us Magazine says:

Whitney Houston is currently in an out-patient rehab program for drug and alcohol treatment. Whitney voluntarily entered the program to support her long-standing recovery process.

Out-patient rehab isn’t really even rehab at all. It’s just someone following your around all day saying things like “The last thing you need is a drink, young lady!” and “That can’t be good for your sinus condition!” and “Don’t you dare put that nasty thing in your mouth!” It’s like hanging out with my damn mom all night.

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. anony

    Looks like she’s got the Artie Lange version of addiction.
    She must be putting her drugs on cheeseburgers and donuts.

    May 10th, 2011

  2. sonya

    She must have swallowed like, a Ziploc gallon bag of crack.

    May 10th, 2011

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