Angelina Jolie at Cannes
Tags: Angelina Jolie, anorexic, cannes, Cannes Film Festival, Kung Fu Panda 2, skinny
Angelina Jolie is here at the Cannes Film Festival promoting Kung Fu Panda 2, and although she is ridiculously beautiful, she is starting to really get that malnourished look to her. You know, where your hands and feet start looking too big for your arms and legs, which take on a twig-like appearance themselves. Combine that with the linear tattoos on her shoulder, and she’s like a poster child for putting a happy spin on an Auschwitz prisoner. Like, Hitler’s PR men told him, “You know, maybe people wouldn’t be so adverse to going to our camps if we took a really beautiful prisoner, dressed her up, and handed her over to a really good makeup artist, and then took pictures of her waving and looking happy, and put her on a poster that said, “Hitler’s Concentration Camps–Where Beautiful People Are Happy”–or something like that”. But we all know there’s nothing funny about concentration camps, so now that I was trying to make a joke about it, you can all hate me now.
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Anthony
So gross, can she be any skinner.
May 14th, 2011
NETblogTHIS.Com
She is a beautiful girl .. hot..hot..hot…
May 15th, 2011
Hawk
Too skinny. Have a burger Angie.
May 16th, 2011
Storm
Scary skinny!!!! Why can’t she see it? Food is good, yummy……
May 25th, 2011
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