Twin Birthinator Mariah Carey and underling Nick Cannonhave some new kind of attention–and it isn’t the good kind. Says Daily News,

New parents Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey should still be blissed out on baby joy with less than two weeks passing since their twins’ birth, but the couple is reeling from a shocking accusation.

“The Child Protective Services were called with allegations that there was some drinking and drugs and all that going on while in the hospital,” Cannon revealed during a pretaped appearance on Thursday’s “Piers Morgan Tonight.”

The babies, daughter Monroe and son Moroccan, were born April 30 and remain hospitalized with Carey, 42.

Cannon, 30, said the false rumor began when “a nurse suggested to my wife that if you drink Guinness … the yeast improves breast-feeding.”

“I don’t know if someone overheard that,” he explained, “but then they were saying that my wife was drinking beer and all this stuff.”

And it culminated with a visit from a CPS worker, who approached Cannon in one of the hospital’s hallways on Tuesday.

“When I spoke to the person from the Child Protective Services, I was like, ‘This is ridiculous,’” Cannon recalled.

The 92.3 NOW morning show host said the incident proves that “people will do anything to try to conjure up a story.”

It’s “really sad when you think about people trying to make a buck off of newborn babies,” he said.

He’s right. It’s horrible how some people try to make money off tiny, helpless infants. That being said, while they’re in utero, they’re totally fair game.

Here’s some pics of Cheryl Cole’s amazing rack to purge your mind’s eye of Mariah’s distended uterus: