Country Stars Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Marry

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After a year-long engagement, country music stars Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert were married in Texas this weekend. I guess he finally tasted all she’s cookin’ — and in this case, it was venison. According to People Magazine:

The couple exchanged vows Saturday night at the Don Strange Ranch north of San Antonio.

The menu was unique: venison, which the bride harvested herself.

Shelton, 34, proposed last May in the woods near Lambert’s Tishomingo, Okla., home.

I’m sorry — the bride served “venison she’d harvested herself?” Come on. That’s a bit over the top, even for country music stereotypes. They should have gone for something a little more believable, like a wedding dress made of possum skins and rebel flags and a guy in overalls playing the washboard and jug from the bed of a Ford F-150 truck.

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  1. anony

    Uh….who?

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