Kim Kardashian is Engaged

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Kim Kardashian’s enormous ass is now officially off the market — she got engaged to boyfriend Kris Humphries a week ago today. I’m sure Ryan Seacrest is working out all the details on the spin-off show as we speak. People Magazine says:

On May 18th, her boyfriend of six months, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, was waiting in her bedroom on bended knee with four words written in red rose petals: “WILL YOU MARRY ME?”

Humphries popped the question with a custom-designed, 20.5-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond sparkler. “I just knew I wanted it to be big,” says Humphries, 26, who, with the help of Kardashian’s mom Kris Jenner, planned an intimate family celebration later that evening.

“Kris really didn’t want a big celebration, but he had jokingly told my mom he’d be fine if there were mini-horses there,” says Kardashian with a laugh. “Later that night at the party, my mom brought out two mini-horses, covered in glitter, for us! It was hysterical!”

Well, he’s (technically) black, he’s a professional athlete, and he spells his name with a K. Give him a video camera and it’s everything a Kardashian could ever want in a man.

At Boa last week:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. anony

    She found the whitest possible black guy she could.
    But he’s still black.
    What class those Kardashians have….

  2. NayNay

    He seems like as be a fame whore as she does. If he has any brains, he would leave her as at the alter.

  3. NayNay

    He seems like as be a fame whore as she does. If he has any brains, he would leave her ass at the alter.

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