Chyna’s Getting Back into Porn

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It’s been almost a decade since WWE shemale Chyna unleashed her amateur sex tape onto an unsuspecting public, and now she’s decided to subject the masses to the monstrosity that is her genitals once again. TMZ says:

Vivid President Steve Hirsch [says] Chyna approached him months ago to breathe life into her XXX career — demanding to work with the biggest male porn star in the business.

Steve did her one better and hooked her up with the TWO biggest male porn stars in the business — Evan and Lee Stone — and together, the threesome shot a gnarly skin flick tentatively called “Backdoor into Chyna.”

The DVD is set for release in the near future.

The “two biggest guys in the business” is just code for “somebody who had a bigger dick than she does.” If you haven’t had the misfortune of seeing her tiny penis, I did a little digging (and then a little vomiting and crying in the fetal position) and found a screen cap for you, but be warned: it’s not suitable for work. Or school. Or anyplace where you might ingest food. It’s not suitable for the elderly, the criminally insane, those with heart conditions, back problems, or pregnant women. Viewing said photo may cause vomiting, nausea, diarrhea, heart palpitations, chills, numbness, hallucinations, temporary amnesia, paralysis and night terrors. You will not like them in a house, you will not like them with a mouse, you will not like her beefy clam, you will not like them, Sam-I-am. Click at your own risk.

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. anony

    Is she still drinking and bouncing off the walls all night?
    (If you saw her on The Surreal Life on VH1, you know what I mean.)

  2. Norman Prevatt

    Nice looking lady. A bit on the rought side, but quite sexy. I would masturbate to her for sure.

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