Laugh out loud Bridesmaids outtakes. (omg blog)

Kris Humphries goes topless for GQ and shows the world his man-nipples. (Amy Grindhouse)

Kristin Cavallari bikini candids. (Bricks and Stones)

Kirsten Dunst topless pic almost cancels out her badger teeth. Almost. (Celeb Jihad)

Justin Bieber drops 25 grand on a custom-made Baby Stewie necklace. Because you’ve haven’t seen Family Guy till you’ve seen it rendered in rubies and diamonds. (Celebitchy)

January Jones and Rose Byrne do the X-Men: First Class red carpet. (Moe Jackson)

Courtney Love claims Andy Dick single-handedly got her hooked on benzos. Andy Dick. (Celebs)

Kendra Wilkinson in a bikini telling the world she’s a size 0. Yeah, okay. (Evil Beet)

Bristol Palin is dating a black guy, and Sarah ain’t happy about it. (Pop on the Pop)

Cindy Crawford finds “any excuse to see her mom naked.” I don’t even know where to start. (Star Pulse)

Chelsea Handler admits to having an abortion at 16. I would have expected no less. (College Candy)

Meet Elisabetta Gregoraci, and then thank me in Italian. (Busted Coverage)

ICYMI: who won this season’s Biggest Loser? (Bitten & Bound)

Jersey Shore’s Deena has the ass of a 45-year old woman, and it’s literally oozing out of one side of her shorts. (Celeb Slam)

Cheryl Cole gets fired from the X-Factor because of her Geordie accent. (The Blemish)

Christina Hendricks strains every thread in her poor one-piece bathing suit. (G Celeb)

Thought Ke$ha couldn’t be any douchier? Think again. (Holy Moly!)

Prince William and Princess Kate welcome the Obamas to the UK and talk aristocracy and wife-swapping. Well, maybe they did. You don’t know. I gotta make this interesting somehow. (Gone Hollywood)