May 27, 20114
Justin Bieber Takes His Beard to the Beach
Tags: bikinni, Gay, justin bieber, Selena Gomez
Here’s closet homo Justin Bieber with beard Selena Gomez, doing things that young lovers would normally do. You know, kissing, touching, mounting, and definitely not picturing Selena as a pretty young boy to help him get through his charade. You do what you have to in order to get through your day, you know? That’s why I’ve been drinking since 6 am. Vodka counts as a breakfast item as long as you add a little orange juice, am I right?
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Hoe Fuck
GAY FAG TAKES IT IN THE ASS
May 31st, 2011
anony
Sorry–I honestly don’t think the Biebs is gay.
He acts too much like a typical normal–ie NOT gay–teenager.
Any kid his age would be trying to pull all the older ass he could, and he is.
May 31st, 2011
"Da-Nile" Not Just an Egyptian River
Uuuuuh… yeah, he’s GAY! Interestingly no serious arguments. “HOE FUCK” simply responds with a sophmoric comment and “ANONY” attempts a weak-ass denial. (Are you saying that gays are not “normal” or something? I sense a heavy dose of self-loathing on your part Mr. “Anony.” Incidentally, Justin Bieber would be *LESS* normal if in fact he were straight. Think about that! Just take a look at him and tell me he’s not gay…)
Am I the only person who finds it suspicious that Selena Gomez of all people, the hottest 18-year-old who is remotely famous. Would willingly go with an Omega-male two years younger? It’s a setup people! She is probably paid to go out with him. Like I’m going to believe that some effeminate one-man-boy-band who sported a girl’s haircut (that gay bowl cut that he recently cut away) and whose entire fan base consists solely of girls who have yet to even reach puberty, gets “pick-of-the-litter.” But they’re both “teen idols,” right? That’s what they want you to think! They must be the ideal match… And I would not be surprised if that whole pregnancy rumor scandal was promoted and even started by the Bieber camp to quash gay rumors. JBieb is probably a virgin, I guarantee it, or else his only sexual encounters were with other guys. (Didn’t he boast about his “purity” Jonas-style?) I truly feel bad for him, that he is so painfully-obviously gay, but he must pull off elaborate charades to stay in the closet. Fortunately for him, he will be an irrelevant nobody in a few years (i.e. the exact age when it would be pathetic for him to have a fanbase made up entirely of prepubescent girls).
Jan 10th, 2012
Shit
Shiiiiiit
Apr 26th, 2012
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