The winds of persecution are blowing cruelly upon poor Lindsay Lohan, who started her period of house arrest on Thursday. Good thing she’s all stocked up on coke and booze! Says Digital Spy,

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly surrendered to the authorities and has begun her house arrest sentence.

The actress checked in at Lynwood Jail at 5.02am and was fitted with an electronic tag on her ankle and sent to her Venice, CA home.

Sources claim that Lohan will spend around 35 days confined to her residence.

The sentence follows her no contest plea to the alleged theft of a $2,500 (£1,547) necklace.

Lohan must also complete 480 hours of community service, including work at the LA County morgue.

The 24-year-old Machete star was earlier this month given a 120-day sentence by the judge for breaching the terms of her parole and said: “I support the judge’s decision and hold myself accountable for being in this situation.”

Expecting Lindsay Lohan to learn her lesson by putting her on extended time-out is about as effective as putting a 1-year old in the corner and expecting them to understand why they’re in trouble. Everyone knows that little kids need a few light slams now and again if they’re going to pay attention to you. How do you think I’m able to fill in here when I’m running my day care?

A few more freckled bikini pics and another boob slip, if you want to know what a practically transparent areola looks like: