Tito Ortiz is Naked: the Wiener Picture
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With all the naked “Not Blake Lively” we’ve had here lately, I thought it was time for a little change of pace. Something along the lines of this full-frontal naked photo of MMA fighter Tito Ortiz to cleanse our collective palate, if you will. TMZ says:
The photo surfaced [last night] — when it was uploaded to Tito’s personal photo-sharing website, which is connected through his Twitter page.
The photo appears to be a naked self-portrait shot with a cell phone.
Tito tweeted [shortly thereafter], “Someone hacked my fucking phone.”
Note to guys everywhere: if you’re gonna take a picture of your wiener — impressive though it may be — you don’t want to do it with a huge shit-eating grin on your face. It gives the same aesthetic effect of a retard who pulled down his pants on the bus because somebody told him to, but wasn’t quite in on the joke. You want to think more along with lines of Senior Portrait Pensive, or maybe a nice Blue Steel. Something that says, “I’m serious about my wiener, and you can be, too.”
Wife Jenna Jameson at Scott Disick’s birthday party last week:
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sonya
Let’s not forget about the “Uncle Rico”: http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr66/Lumbergh556/UncleRico.jpg
Jun 5th, 2011
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