I’m sure you’ve lost many a good night’s sleep this week wondering if Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez had really broken up. Well, worry no more, my friends — Cammy and A-Rod are on like Donkey Kong. And by no means is that a racist slur directed at Mr. Rodriguez. Page Six says:

Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz shared a romantic weekend in LA, despite recent reports the pair had split.

The Yankee slugger and actress looked cozy at Soho House on Sunday night at the MTV Movie Awards after-party. They were also spotted having lunch and holding hands at the club in West Hollywood on Thursday.

A source told us, “Alex has been staying with Cameron while the Yankees were in Anaheim.”

And furthermore, Cameron claims she’s an insatiable lover with a ravenous appetite for all kinds of dirty monkey love. EDITOR’S NOTE: That is also not a racial slur directed at Mr. Rodriguez. She told Britain’s the News Of The World (via the Daily Mail):

“Sex is my favorite sport. And what’s the quickest way to get me in the mood? I’m always in the mood!”

With that muscular physique, piercing eyes and a neck boasting sinews like riggings on a brigantine, there’s no denying the raw sexual appeal of such an impressive physical specimen. I’m talking about Cameron, of course. When it’s either have sex with her or arm wrestle her, the smart man picks the one that hurts less.

Promoting her new movie “Bad Movie Teacher”:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures