Trevor Donovan dropped as a 90210 regular! More shockingly, the new 90210 is still on the air! (Right Celebrity)

Jennifer Lopez manages to block the sale of that honeymoon tape at the 11th hour. Probably using her gigantic ass. (Amy Grindhouse)

Ten Celebrities Busted Drinking While Pregnant! I didn’t make the list, but only because I’m not technically a celebrity. Yet. (Gone Hollywood)

Drugs are bad. See Exhibits A, B, and C passed out underneath a gas pump with their car still running. (The Dirty)

Lady Gaga gets banned in Lebanon! But it doesn’t really matter, because who the fuck wants to go to Lebanon? (popbytes)

Speaking of Lady Gaga, you didn’t get to see the back of her dress at the CFDAs. Well, it wasn’t so much a “back of a dress” as it was “a g-string made of spikes.” Feels great on the old hemorrhoids. (ONTD)

An Anna Kournikova retrosextive, because God knows she can’t do anything with a racquet. (City Rag)

Hilarie Burton in her underpants for Esquire. (G Celeb)

Jennifer Lopez is really starting to show her age in natural light. Stick to incandescent bulbs and soft-focus filters. (Derek Hail)

Petra Nemcova forgot to wash her hair for a week before she hit the red carpet, but hoped we wouldn’t notice if she just combed it all straight back. (Moe Jackson)

Move over Coco and Kim Kardashian, there’s a new gigantic ass in town — and she was one of the sexy mermaids in Pirates of the Caribbean 4! (Hollywood Rag)

Chris Brown got a new tattoo. See if you can guess if it’s stupid. (The Blemish)

Anthony Weiner apologizes for the wiener pics: the crybaby video. (Bitten & Bound)

British tabloid News of the World admits to hacking into Sienna Miller’s phone and listening to her private voicemails. And changing her outgoing message to a 5-second long fart sound. (Popeater)

Nicola McLean forgot to wash between her tits before she hit the red carpet. (CelebSlam)

Kanye West’s official “Monster” video is here. Try not to piss your pants with sheer excitement. (Evil Beet)

Meet Miss Teen USA Shelley Hennig, then flog yourself with a cat-o-nine-tails for being such a dirty pervert. (Use My Computer)

Liv Tyler’s cell phone gets hacked — but she’s at least wearing lingerie in her stolen photos. (Celebs)