Nicolas Cage’s tubby emo son Weston Cage was forcibly removed from a Hollywood restaurant and placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold yesterday after trying to roundhouse kick his personal trainer for denying him an item on the menu. Not making this up. TMZ says:

Weston was at The Farmer’s Kitchen in Hollywood at around 4:00 when his trainer told him he couldn’t eat something on the menu. Weston went off and started pushing the trainer in a violent way, at one point trying to roundhouse the trainer.

The trainer took Weston down, and someone else tried calming [him] down, to no avail. Weston continued freaking out.

Cops showed up and told Weston if he didn’t get on the ground they would tase him. Cops put Weston in handcuffs but he was [so] unstable, they strapped him to a gurney.

It’s unclear if Weston was under the influence of drugs or alcohol but people who work at the restaurant say he appeared to be under the influence of something.

Weston was taken to a local hospital where he is being evaluated.

One source says Weston got into a nuclear argument with his new wife, Nikki, this morning and she stormed out of their house.

We don’t know what instigated this downward spiral, but we can’t rule out his having watched one of his dad’s last three movies. I’m pretty sure attempting to roundhouse kick the person closest to you is a normal response to seeing “Drive Angry.” It’s one of the classic five stages of grief. Denial, anger, bargaining, roundhouse kicking, and then acceptance. All he needs is a little more time.