Britney Spears is allegedly going to be missus for the third time after a “source” dropped the news that she’s secretly engaged to boyfriend Jason Trawick. Of course, this is coming from a tabloid, and is the second time she’d been “engaged” to him, so take it as you will. Says Star Magazine,

The 29-year-old is secretly engaged to long-term boyfriend JASON TRAWICK, who until last month was also her manager.

Talent agent Jason – ten years Britney’s senior – proposed to her by writing a romantic poem and filling the ground floor of their Los Angeles mansion with candles and roses.

The Toxic star is already sporting a flower-shaped diamond on her wedding finger.
A source said: “Britney’s desperate to settle down again and have more children. But she is very traditional and didn’t want to start a family with Jason until they’d tied the knot.”

The couple plan a low-key wedding in Hawaii after Britney finishes a world tour. The source added: “She’s on cloud nine.”

10 years ago most men would have given their favorite testicle to be with Britney. But things have changed just a tad since then. Like a ruinous Southern plantation cursed by the tortured souls of the past, Britney’s memory will forever be tarnished by images like this. Or this. Or this. Or this. You get the point.

The happy couple: