Police visited the home of a 17-year-old girl in Delaware on Friday afternoon to question her about online communications she had with disgraced Congressman Anthony Weiner. Ooh, looks like somebody’s finally ready for his big “To Catch a Predator” closeup! TMZ says:

Two officers went to the high school student’s home [and] spoke with the girl’s mother about her daughter’s alleged Twitter relationship with the Congressman.

The girl followed Weiner on Twitter after she saw him speak at her school on April 1st — and Weiner messaged her soon after.

It’s unclear what he messaged her or how long the online relationship lasted — but the girl tells Fox, “I’m doing okay.”

Everybody knows the public might swallow a couple of sad wiener pics floating out on the interwebs, but voters always get all huffy when you get busted soliciting underage girls, so The Weiner is headed to rehab in a last-ditch effort to salvage his career. His rep said in a statement:

“Congressman Weiner departed this morning to seek professional treatment to focus on becoming a better husband and healthier person. In light of that, he will request a short leave of absence from the House of Representatives so that he can get evaluated and map out a course of treatment to make himself well.”

Congressman Weiner takes the views of his colleagues very seriously and has determined that he needs this time to get healthy and make the best decision possible for himself, his family and his constituents.”

Look, the guy doesn’t have a mental disorder or deep-seeded psychological issues. He’s a guy who looked like this in high school and probably couldn’t get laid in the eighties if he had dollar signs for balls. His year book photo is like the unholy union of early-eighties Jennifer Grey and Welcome Back Kotter’s Arnold Horshack. I don’t know if he’ll be ousted from Congress after all this, but you can bet his lifetime membership to the Sweathogs has been revoked.