Two weeks ago, Congressman Anthony Weiner admitted he had lied about posting semi-nude pictures of himself online in an attempt to sexually engage a number of women, including (but not limited to): a porn star, two strippers, a 17-year old girl, eight maids a-milking and a partridge in a pear tree. This past weekend, Weiner checked himself into rehab so that he could thrust (pun intended!) his sex pervert issues onto his shitty childhood and tell everyone the emotional scars from having the last name “Weiner” made him do it. However, on Monday, the House Ethics Committee began formally investigating him and President Obama straight-up said Weiner needed to resign. See if you can guess where this is going. Us Magazine says:

Mired in a lewd Twitter photo scandal, New York Representative Anthony Wiener has told friends that he’ll leave his seat at the House.

The 46 year-old Congressman’s decision reportedly came following long conversations with his wife, Huma Abedin. Now expecting her first child, Abedin returned from a trip abroad Tuesday with her boss, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton.

The chairman of the Democratic National Committee [said]: “The behavior he has exhibited is indefensible and Rep. Weiner’s continued service in Congress is untenable.”

And here’s one more indistinguishable whore he tried to cyber-bang, porn star turned stripper Ginger Lee, claiming that she did not solicit his sexual advances online, largely because his credit card was declined.

UPDATE: It’s official. He just resigned.

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures