All is not well in the land of ink and herpes. The Daily Mail says:

Jesse James’s fourth trip down the aisle appears to have been cancelled.

The Monster Garage star and his tattoo artist fiancée Kat Von D have put their relationship on hold five months after announcing their engagement.

‘I guess I was trying to take too much from the world,’ tweeted James on June 5. ‘Funny how things go from amazing to shit in the blink of an eye.’

On the same day Kat wrote: ‘I have no regrets.’

Life & Style Magazine is reporting that James has confirmed the split to his friends.

‘That’s what he’s telling pals,’ an insider told the magazine. ‘He says there’s too much drama for him.’

No, no, no! They didn’t break up! They’ve just moved their wedding to the summer, the least shitty and drama-filled season of them all. They’re still as in love and happy as ever. According to People magazine:

Have Jesse James and Kat Von D called off their wedding? Not a chance!

“That is absolutely not true,” says James, 42, bristling at Internet reports that he’s split from the LA Ink star. “We’re still going strong. Things are completely good with us.”

Adds Von D: “That’s the furthest thing from the truth.”

In fact, the pair, who were engaged in January, are planning a summer wedding on the one-year anniversary of when they started dating, James reveals.

“That day can’t come soon enough!” he says.

“Everything is on track,” says James. “I am absolutely more in love today than I was a year ago. She’s the one for me.”

Oh, I’m sure they’ll last another year. They both radiate such sound decision-making skills and seem completely well-adjusted and emotionally stable. I’m kidding, of course. I’d sooner tether my wagon to mattress stuffed with cobras.